I’ve been eating mostly liquid, very digestible foods for three days, and I can feel myself shrinking already.  My roommate doesn’t like me, so I don’t have to worry about eating with her, and I can eat less and less a day.  It’s awesome.  Whenever I feel a hunger pain, I just wait it out and it goes away.  I also am drinking LOTS of water, and peeing constantly. I have to pee right now.  And I’m thirsty too!  I guess my body is going through a lot of detox, so it requires a little more H2O than usual.  :)  I can’t complain.  Soon I’ll be thin and flawless.  I’ll be able to walk without my shorts riding up to my crotch.  I won’t get rashes when I wear skirts.  My thighs won’t touch when I stand.  I will be able to jump up and down, and the only thing that moves is my long hair and my boobies!  I long for that day, and I know with patience, soon old friends will marvel at my perfection,  “Hey, Breezy, what DID YOU DO?!  YOU LOOK FANTASTIC?!”  and the ones who pretend not to notice will drown in their own envy.  I LOVE ME!

Tomorrow I embark on my first juice fast.  For ten days, I will consume nothing but fresh juice from fruits and vegetables.  I hope and pray this gives me the jump start I need to begin my transformation.  I hope to become a better version of my self at the end of two months.  This gives me until the middle of December to lose 25 pounds.  I just don’t need them.  I have poundage in excess all over my body, and I’m sick of it freeloading on me everywhere I go.  Ya know something?  Fat is ANNOYING!  No matter where you go, you can’t hide from it, you can’t hide it from others, and it gets in the way of your body.  I can’t even see my wonderful figure behind my layer of squish.  It is time.  To begin.  The SHRINKAGE!!!